(Mock) Gay weddings for kindergartners: Apparently, it's a thing in Arizona public schools
This trend was birthed in the minds of perverts and it's not "cute."
To hold a mock wedding for kindergartners or not to hold a mock wedding for kindergartners, that is the question.
It’s 2025. Everyone knows ‘Q’ (as in LGBTQ) stands for “queer” or “questioning.” These terms describe people with unnatural attractions or one who’s confused about their sexual identity. Q and U weddings for 5-year-olds may seem innocent, but in reality, sexual predators posing as PreK-12 employees are working overtime to corrupt our youth.
DVUSD says Q and U are “partners”
Highland Lakes School (PreK-8) in the Deer Valley Unified School District recently hosted a kindergarten mock wedding. Some will watch the video and see kids “playing dress up” while learning the alphabet. The rest of us have researched the matter and find these adult-inspired events inappropriate for children.
There’s nothing overtly “gay” about this ceremony, if you ignore two things: 1) Despite the children posing as heterosexual couples, the officiant only refers to them as “partners” and never “husband and wife”; 2) Nearly all the Qs and Us are decorated in rainbow colors.
Rather than use platonic relationships like parent-child, siblings, or best friends, Highland Lakes teachers and administrators felt marriage was the most appropriate way to introduce these letters to young minds. Why?
DVUSD consulted the Ben’s Bells Project for this shindig. Ben’s Bells is the quintessential snowflake organization that exists to “create a culture of kindness.” Their “Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity [DIE] Statement” says:
Part of the practice of kindness is doing the work to ensure a diverse, inclusive, and equitable community space and workplace…We’re firm in our stance that equitable treatment for everyone is a crucial aspect of kindness and that only diverse and inclusive spaces represent the true scope of what it means to do kindness work.
(Trans)lation: Kindness means supporting everyone’s false beliefs if it makes them feel better about themselves.
As of publication, DVUSD has been reported to the U.S. Department of Education and, possibly as a result, Highland Lakes removed several DEI/SEL resources from its website. Internet archives reveal the school was previously linked to Ben’s Bells lesson on “The Important of Intentional Kindness,” the PBIS “Positive Behavior Support Systems,” and “Harmony SEL.”
DVUSD residents should contact board members to express their concerns. If these unlawful practices continue, submit an investigation request to the U.S. Department of Education.
GPS staged a mock gay wedding for Q and U
In 2023, female employees at Val Vista Lakes Elementary in Gilbert Public Schools performed a peculiar wedding for 5-year-olds. AZ Free News said Val Vista teachers and administrations put on the show to teach the children how “u” always follows “q” in English spelling. Not In Our Schools wrote:
While this kindergarten lesson may have been prepared with no harm intended, the scenario will confuse the children. As they see commercials, athletes, their teachers and others playing house with the same sex or removing organs to pretend to be the opposite sex, these ideas will be normalized…Children can’t unsee these images.
It’s questionable whether these employees copied their grooming techniques from Kinder Craze. Thankfully, community outrage in Gilbert was strong enough to ward off a repeat event…as far as we know.
GPS students also have access to LGBT-themed books on campus. The following is not an exhaustive list of what’s available in high school libraries:
“He/she/they: How We Talk About Gender and Why it Matters” by Schuyler Bailar
“Free Your Mind: The Book of Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual Youth and Their Allies” by Ellen Bass
“All Boys Aren’t Blue: A Memoir-Manifesto” by George M. Johnson
“The Last Boyfriends Rules for Revenge” by Matthew Hubbard
“Heartstopper Series” by Alice Oseman
GPS residents should research their school libraries, challenge all explicit reading materials, and request a DOE investigation into the district.
Adults in Arizona are ravaging the children
Grooming, assaulting, and penetrating children (along with shameful cover ups) is such an epidemic in Arizona that lawmakers passed Senate Bill 1585 with bipartisan support (and Hobbs signed it into law!).
Watch the press conference below.
SB 1585 is an amendment to Arizona Revised Statute 13-705, which dictates sentencing for sex crimes against children. Our friends over at Arizona’s Family can explain it better than me, but the new law essentially helps convict criminals more easily when police officers pose as minors to catch predators.
Another amendment, House Bill 2112, was passed and signed by Hobbs. This law requires age verification on pornography websites and forces online platforms to moderate sexual content involving minors. In some respects, this will help curb child sex trafficking and give parents legal recourse against non-compliant companies. But it’s not enough.
Spending one’s natural life in prison for child exploitation, as covered in A.R.S. 13-705, is not enough. In my opinion, most sex crimes against children should be punishable by chemical and physical castration and death by firing squads.
God is the moral authority on human sexuality
Human sexuality, sex and marriage were God’s idea first. When creating male and female (Gen. 1:27), He brilliantly designed our bodies to enjoy sex. His one rule is that these pleasurable experiences be constricted to a union He defined as one husband and one wife. In fact, the Bible only describes male-female relationships in three categories: martial, familial, and neighborly.
There’s not even a single passage on “dating” in Scripture, so we should all tread lightly and avoid sleeping with people we’re not married to. Heterosexual fornication is as much sin as homosexuality. There are no free passes on sexual morality. If you’re offended by that, take it up with God.
If you’re an adult, no one can stop you from living your life. But the ones who think it’s okay to use children as props in mock wedding skits have serious issues and they deserve to be called out. These ceremonies are not appropriate for minors—it doesn’t matter whether the union is between heterosexuals, homosexuals, or transsexuals. It’s wrong and it needs to stop. Call me a right-wing, religious fanatic, prude, or whatever else you want. You’ll never call me a pedophile.
For those determined to show leniency to school districts hosting rainbow celebrations and supplying innocent children with pornographic library books, I’ll leave you with that infamous ode from the San Francisco Gay Men’s Choir.
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Is there a way to find out where these teaches got their education? I’m guessing it was ASU